Wednesday, 11 July 2012


I swear that Emma is pregnant again. I've just seen her walking along the back fence and she's looking big again. It's really not fair on her, she's been pregnant three time's that I know of, AND, she's spread her gene onto her daughter Sarah who's always pregnant too! The last lot she produced the two Naughty boys, such naughty twins who love spending their timing tormenting Mogsie.

Mind you I think he might be the father, I saw him squashing some cat on C's lawn last week, all very undignified.

Oh I wish I was blessed with some magic to sort all this mess out!