Now don't get me wrong. It's not that I mind River getting the best spot n the lap.
It's not that when she sleeps her legs kick out and go right into my side and tickle me.
It's not even that in order to get close to Daddy I'm perched so precariously on the edge I could fall off any moment.
No it's not any of those things but what really gets me is how can so small a dog make such a thunderous noise when she sleeps? It's beyond comprehension!
Cats and Dogs - Another Side