I have no idea what River's been doing but she's filthy. I had just finished my dinner when I spotted her all sleepy and dirty on Daddies lap.
I jumped up next to her to whisper in her ear that I think she needed a wash, I didn't want to embarrass her by making it too obvious.
She took absolutely no notice, just stared at the Christmas tree lights, hypnotised she was, hypnotised.
Well I couldn't leave her in that state, guess I better clean her up myself.
Cats and Dogs - Another Side