Daddy has just read out some article that he was reading about some Doctor who has spent 30 years, yes 30 years studying cats.
The result of his 30 years of study is that cat's were never bred for a purpose beyond catching rodents and knowing we were adorable.
This Doctor also came up with the brainwave, did I mention it took him 30 years? that the strongest bond a cat has is with it's children and that cats show their humans affection by rubbing up against their legs.
Well I could have saved him 29 years, 364 days, 23 hours and 59 and a half minutes if he had just come and asked me. Tut humans sometimes really I do despair.